The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his bike – when the mechanic shouted across the garage,  “Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?”  The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked,

“So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take out the valves, repair any damage, then put it all back in, and when I finish, it works just like new.  So how come I make a pretty small salary – and you get the big bucks – when you and I are doing basically the same work?”

The cardiologist paused, smiled and leaned over, then whispered to the mechanic…
“Try doing it with the engine running.”

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