There was a married couple in their early 60s celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, ‘For being such an exemplary married couple and for loving each other so well all of these years, I will grant you each a wish.’
The [...]
Just for laughs – Wanda’s Kenmore dishwasher quit working – so she called in a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, ‘I’ll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I’ll mail you a check. By the way [...]
A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop.
The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his bike – when the mechanic shouted across the garage, “Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?” [...]
What did one saggy boob said to the other saggy boob? ‘If we don’t get some support here soon, we’ll be looking at Our belly button.’
No laughing matter – Did you Know? Refinancing your mortgage, even at lower rates may not benefit you! Contact me – Melanie Hanni to learn more. [...]
10. Jam miniature marshmallows up your nose and sneeze them out. How many can you do at a time?
9. Use your Mastercard to pay your Visa and vice-versa.
8. Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.
7. When someone says “have a nice day,” tell them you have other plans.
6. Make a list of things to [...]
February 2, 2009 – 7:18 pm
An Elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle.
She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her lungs, “I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of [...]
February 2, 2009 – 7:13 pm
WHERE DO RED-HEADED BABIES COME FROM?????
After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the Obstetrician.
‘Doctor,’ the man said, ‘I don’t mind telling you, but I’m a little upset because my daughter has red hair. She can’t possibly be mine!!’
‘Nonsense,’ the doctor said ‘Even though you and your wife both have black hair, [...]