10. Jam miniature marshmallows up your nose and sneeze them out. How many can you do at a time?
9. Use your Mastercard to pay your Visa and vice-versa.
8. Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.
7. When someone says “have a nice day,” tell them you have other plans.
6. Make a list of things to do that you have already done.
5. Dance naked in front of your pets.
4. Put your toddlers clothes on backwards and send him to pre-school as if nothing is wrong.
3. Fill out your tax form using Roman Numerals.
2. Tape pictures of the boss on watermelons and launch them from high places.
1. Pay your electric bill in pennies.
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